New Orleans water goes to France

In an effort to prove his water theory, Kitchen Witch is reducing a gallon of pure adulterated Mississippi river to three ounces and taking it to Europe to make gumbo in, no other city than, Paris. Is this a trifle extreme? "well," Philipe says "ya gotta start somewhere!" Will the water make it through customs? Will Mississippi water turn the tide of the Siene? Will Salty Sam trap poor Sweet Sue and get the deed to her ranch? ...... Time will tell.